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bigwordsexciteme:

Always more coffee, anything for you, Agent Cooper.
First meat free alternative ever. Waited 8 months to try one so that’d id be easily fooled

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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originalcatlady:

Penny’s always peepin creepin.

Damn that’s a big boy. How much does he weigh?Also I’m gonna generalize but female black cats are all creepy stalkers
professorwerewolf:

1927 was a rough time for donuts. 
Urgent food issues

Are there any gelatin free alternatives to starburst? How about nerds without the dye made of ground bugs?

Life is depressing without star burst

therandomlifeofafandomgirl:

dumbfricker:

pensiveprincess:

why is that pine cone drinking

that’s a pangolin! it is like an anteater with heavy armor! they live mostly in southeast asia and curl up into a ball when threatened!

no it’s a pine cone
rearadmiral-comsmocock:

can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusiaon of depth


To be fair it also painted it using its poop so…
mowgli-littlefrog:

Hey this is a show we are having. It’s at a nice persons house. It should be really nice. If you’re around or have friends that you think would be interested, tell them. It’s gonna be fun, come make friends! I’m also practicing my vegan game by making some seitan, so there is that! Oh yeah it’s in south jersey in dennis township!

Depressed I missed nana grizol playing only 25 minutes away. Thanks tumblr

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